So last night, the Cubs had a 5-1 lead over the Marlins in the bottom of the ninth. One out and one on, Twitter hero Logan Morrison faced Cubs closer Carlos Marmol.
It didn’t end well:

75 mph slider. And you can see the painfully late swing by LoMo.
As if that wasn’t enough embarrassment, Carlos Marmol himself couldn’t help but laugh at that last sequence:

Moral of the story: Even Carlos Marmol knows Carlos Marmol is ridiculous.