Someone write this fanfic asap. lol jk I already did!!! (But no really.)

The following took place on AIM after seeing this photo made by fapbenders. (omg the preettttyyyy)

Me: CAN YOU IMAGINE IF AMY POND SOMEHOW GOT DROPPED INTO WESTEROS. LIKE, AT THE WALL BY MISTAKE

Me: EVERYONE WOULD COME OUT LIKE WHAT IS THIS!! AND AMY WOULD BE LIKE WHOA.. WHOA HI BOYS. FLIRTS, WAVES. AND JON WOULD BROOD AND BE LIKE LEAVE THE LADY ALONE. AND SAM WOULD CRY AND BE CONFUSED

Dez: LMFAO

Me: AND MAESTER AEMON WOULD BE LIKE I’M BLIND. AND MORMONT WOULD SAY WHAT THE.. WHAT IS THIS STRANGELY DRESSED CHILD DOING OUT HERE. AND THEY WOULD HAVE TO TAKE HER INSIDE BECAUSE SHE WOULD BE WEARING A SKIRT OR I GUESS HALF NAKED TO THEM AND ITS HELLA COLD AT THE WALL. AND AMY WOULD BE LOVING EVERY MOMENT OF IT 

Dez: LMFAO THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT WOULD GO

Me: OBVIOUSLY THEY WOULD THINK SHE IS AN ESCAPED WHORE WHO WENT THE WRONG DIRECTION OR SOMETHING. AND AMY WOULD BE LIKE EXCUSE YOU I AM A KISSOGRAM TOTALLY DIFFERENT (WHEN SEASON 5 FIRST STARTED PEOPLE WERE MAD THAT AMY WAS A “WHORE” BECAUSE SHE WAS A KISSOGRAM OMG THE LOLS ANYWAY) 

Me: JON SNOW WOULD BE THINKING WOW SHE IS HOT, OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE SHE IS. AND HE’D BE LIKE DAMN SON TOO BAD I TOOK THOSE VOWS I DEF KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT IN THAT. BUT ON THE OUTSIDE HE WOULD BE BROODING.

Dez: LMFAO SDLKFJW THIS NEEDS TO BE TUMBLD.

Dez: AND I WOULD TUMBL IT

Dez: IF MY INTERNET WERE BEHAVING

Dez: BECAUSE IT’S BEAUTIFUL

Me: I will be cocky and tumbl myself just to please you.