Productive Day at Work
Mar ji
6:21 PM
also I never noticed but Triton looks like one of the villains in this
Kiss Kicker
6:21 PM
well he sort of is
Mar ji
6:21 PM
yeah but…not in the same way that Ursula is
he looks like he wants to throttle his daughter
Kiss Kicker
6:21 PM
he is a crazy abusive father who destroys his daughter’s stuff in a fit of rage
Mar ji
6:21 PM
I guess if he can’t have her NO ONE CAN
Kiss Kicker
6:21 PM
HAHAHA
Mar ji
6:22 PM
I DUNNO if my daughter wanted to go get with some guy who habitually killed my native people and ate their remains, I think I’d probably overreact too
…dang this should be classified as paranormal teen romance
Kiss Kicker
6:23 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mar ji
6:23 PM
THE ORIGINAL TWILIGHT
gotta make a meme when I get home
Kiss Kicker
6:23 PM
i mean you have to think though, he’s using that trident to do it
it’s the equivalent to taking a shotgun to your daughter’s things while she’s IN THE ROOM
Mar ji
6:24 PM
ERIC EATS HIS PEOPLE
I’d take a shotgun to a statue of him too
I MEAN FOR ALL WE KNOW THATS HOW HER MOM DIED
Kiss Kicker
6:24 PM
I’M JUST SAYING THAT VIOLENCE ISN’T THE ANSWER, AND PROBABLY ALSO not wise to use a hugely powerful weapon in an enclosed space with your flighty,prone-to-jump-in-the-way daughter
Mar ji
6:24 PM
ahahahahah
Kiss Kicker
6:25 PM
ok so my theory, right
Mar ji
6:25 PM
oh boy oh boy
Kiss Kicker
6:25 PM
given the violence of triton’s reaction and the way he just flipped his shit and started tossing that trident around
he TOTALLY blew up ariel’s mom
Mar ji
6:25 PM
WHOA
Kiss Kicker
6:25 PM
he probably didn’t mean to
Mar ji
6:25 PM
MY theory is Eric’s dad ate Triton’s mom
whoa
i mean wife
Kiss Kicker
6:25 PM
but you saw him get mad at sebastian too, and there goes that trident again
Mar ji
6:25 PM
WHOA MY THEORY JUST GOT NUTSER
okokaokaoka
Kiss Kicker
6:25 PM
HAHAHA
Mar ji
6:25 PM
so
Triton’s MOM got eaten
Triton’s WIFE died because of his resulting instability
Kiss Kicker
6:26 PM
like any time he gets mad,that damn thing starts to glow
Mar ji
6:26 PM
PERFECT
Kiss Kicker
6:26 PM
YEAH
Mar ji
6:26 PM
and this ALSO explains Ariel being kinda crazy herself
Mar ji
6:26 PM
IN FACT….the other sisters are hallucinations she and her dad share
Kiss Kicker
6:27 PM
yeah, the only OTHER explanation for the violence of triton’s reaction is if ariel’s collection is actually a bunch of dead sailors,traditional mermaid style
and she just hallucinates that they’re harmless objects
Mar ji
6:27 PM
AHAHAHHA
Kiss Kicker
6:27 PM
we just rewrote this story to be AMAZING
Mar ji
6:28 PM
YES
productive day at minomonsters, well done
Kiss Kicker
6:28 PM
A++, everybody go home
