"And on a random note: if you hate Malo then you can’t be my friend, that kid is so BAMF you don’t even know okay"

THIS SO MUCH.

I was surprised to find out that little bastard had set up a shop in Kakariko.

Seriously you guys.  Like omg.
This kid.  This fucking kid.  He is taken from his home.  Put in a traumatizing situation that would probably fuck most kids up for life and what does he do?  He becomes a business tycoon at like, fucking four years old and swindles me out of 200 rupees.

FBGM.