i’m rEADING A STEREK FIC WHERE DEREK IS A FIREMAN WHO BAKES
TWO OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS EVER
SENSITIVE BAKER DEREK IS A FIREMAN

i am obsessively writing headcanons for all of the falling angels, like:
Baradiel couldn’t manage a scream as she was ripped from Heaven and she couldn’t even scream when the wings that had been part of her being for millennia suddenly were ripped away from her. She was silent the entire time, even as she hit the ground hard and she felt something (her leg?) break. How could she scream at a broken leg when she already felt broken inside?
And then a flash of blaring, impossible lights (there was a word for this artificial light….) and a warm hand on her shoulder, “Miss? Are you alright?”
It was a man—barely older than her vessel—concerned and panting and breathing hard.
Baradiel looked at him and flicked her eyes between the hand on her shoulder, the concern in his eyes, the break of her leg, and the hundreds of angels still falling around her.
She opened her mouth and screamed.
protip: freshening up pillows and blankets
So it’s dead week at uni (aka the ‘study week’ where you’re supposed to dedicate days to preparing for finals) and I have a light finals schedule so I’ve predominantly been spending time on my bed watching television and reading.
This means my sheets are kinda hot and slept-in, but I literally just washed my sheets a week or so ago and it’s expensive to do laundry just because I have some lived-in sheets.
So here’s what i do to make my sheets feel nice and clean before bed:
- Make your bed right before you get into bed or make it as soon as you wake up. I can’t explain the difference it makes in terms of the bed feeling clean and the sheets feeling pulled tautly and cleanly.
- Stick pillows, blankets, teddy bears, cuddly things, whatever, in the freezer for 5 minutes or so before bed (I’ve heard to put a bag on it so it doesn’t get wet, but that’s never happened to me, but just in case, bag away!) The motherfucking freezer is like a reset button on sheets/pillows/clothes. It’s fucking unexplained science.
- Clean up the area around your bed—just clear the floor completely, tidy up your bedside tables, whatever. It adds to the feeling of a clean atmosphere around your bed.
- Spritz a bit of fruity/light perfume or room spray around your sheets. If you use warmer/darker scents like vanilla or amber or woodsy scents, that will enhance the sweatiness of the sheets (shhh it’s science)
- If all else fails, you jump onto bed and you feel gross, change your sheets and wash your sheets.
The end.
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