If I were a cat
I’d wake up from a long comfy sleep
Stretch
Meow
Go eat food the humans left out for me
Mmm
Drink water the Vulcans left out for me
Go to sleep
Wake up
Go outside
Come inside
Relax
Scratch some shit up
Relax
Gain affection from the humans
Relax
Eat
Drink
Sleep on someones lap
(I want to be a cat so bad right now)
so far this morning i have behaved like a cat
albeit with some human adjustments, which i will put in brackets:
- woke up
- lazed about
- had breakfast (had a cigarette - close enough)
- rubbed my face
- yawned
- lay down
- rolled onto my back
- groomed myself (had a shower)
and now i’m going to get dressed and go and annoy people downstairs
