“If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.”

—Lemony Snicket, The Ersatz Elevator

“When we first met, you were pretty, and I was lonely. Now I am pretty lonely.”

—Lemony Snicket

“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like. ”

—Lemony Snicket

“I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. Then this is my life and maybe, however unlikely, I’ll find my way back there. Or maybe, one day, I’ll settle for second best. And on that same day, hell will freeze over, the sun will burn out and the stars will fall from the sky.”

—Lemony Snicket

“It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.”

—Lemony Snicket

“Well-read people are less likely to be evil.”

—The Slippery Slope by Lemony Snicket
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