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“DON’T WORRY BABY BIRD THE WATER’S GREAT”

Research question-

Are Lazarus pits green or orange? Or can they be either?

So I was lying in bed this morning pondering Lazarus Pits (what, that is a totally normal thing to do, don’t judge me).  

And I kind of got to thinking that if they heal wounds and can RAISE THE DEAD and whatnot, I wonder if a circumcised guy’s foreskin is restored after a Lazarus dip.

No, I don’t know what’s wrong with me either.

Can you die and come back like nothing happened ?

Judging by my evident non-meta state and obvious mortality, no. If I die, it is permanent. 

Unless we bring the Lazarus Pits into the question. 

February 27, 2003

Strom Thurmond runs out of Lazarus Pits.

How many lazarus pits are there and they be created?

Greg responds…

  I’m not confirming or denying more than one.

OH I GET IT HE’S CALLED RICHARD LAZARUS AND IT’S THE LAZARUS EXPERIMENT BECAUSE OF THE LAZARUS PITS. BECAUSE THEY BOTH RESTORE YOUTH. Also he’s Mycroft.

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