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I work for a company that sells an assortment of products you don’t really need.
One of the lines we carry is an assortment of lawn decor that is somewhat suggestive.
My job is to write creative descriptions to make you want to buy it.
The item I’m writing about is a detailed outline of a woman’s body on a very large concrete slab.
I’ve started this description with, “Get off on your front lawn with this concrete woman’s torso.”