Do you happen to have blue stockings I can borrow.

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No, but I still have the pink ones from that one time.

Once-ler, Is it weird that I rather be your daughter then one of you're wives?

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Who’s your daddy?

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my mum is probably the only person on this planet who types “lol” and actually laughs out loud

LOL

While I’m having some quiet time now that everyone has gone home my Brother (who is staying another night) pipes up and tells me a joke that he’s reading off facebook.

My Mum thinks that LOL mean LOTS OF LOVE, she texted me and said”Our dog died LOL”

Thanks.

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famous-jaehyo replied to your post: How do you make someone like you

be yourself ??!!

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fasting is about restraint and abstaining right hmm maybe I shouldn’t treat myself to a pizza buuuuut

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How does one tell someone they’re not as good as they think they are at something without sounding like a rude cunt 

‘today is going to be a good day’ i thought to myself

friendly reminder to all that alyssa and i at one point plotted marcie and woody together

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