¡Hola!

but actually

‘cas you don’t talk about porn in a room with other dudes no cas stahp cas that is gross cut that out’

‘HEY SAM LOOK AT THIS VINTAGE PORN SAM LOOK AT THIS PORN OMIGOD I WONDER HOW MUCH THIS PORN SELLS FOR OMIGOD’

I just used LQTM in a sentence

I’m gonna see if it catches on.

Proud of it.

“No, I chickened out… I prefer the sausage to the taco…”

my mum’s gotten fed up of me being on my laptop all the time and just asked me “so what do you want to do with your life? what’s your dream?!”

and i looked at her and thought, “well, i’ve got to go for this”. and word for word told her glideroy the mouse prince’s entire speech.

and she just looked at me like

but you don’t reblog it because it because no one else will understand why it amuses you so much.

—Jack Handey

Even after more than a year, my fiance still tries to spell it Catholocism.

Catholic. ism. Catholic-ism. Catholicism.

Lqtm.

my mother was just freaking out because she thought there was a bee stuck in Luna’s tail fur but it turned out to be a piece of moss

stabyourfacebook replied to your post: you are a true black having an african stepbrother 8)

WHY CANT EZRA HAVE ANY ETHNIC BITCHES?

so i was playing sega racers the other day and then i saw this kid in the lineup