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I lived on Long Island for most of my life. I curse a lot and I say “yo” often. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is more than a roll with a hole in the middle. And its a hero, not a hoagie, a sub, or a grinder, and I wash it all down with soda, not pop or cola. 4 am is an early night out and all good nights must end at a diner. A beer can be known as a cold one, and we can get it at all hours of the day and night. Yea I’ll cawll you later so we can tawlk and get some cawfee. Get over it. I don’t go down to the shore, it’s called the fu..in’ beach and I have one 20 mins away in every direction. I know that 55mph really means 90. When someone cuts me off they get the horn and the finger.. they expect it. I can hold my own in a fight and I’m not afraid to curse at anyone. I’m from Long Island…

no matter where you go, life always starts with L.I.

All’s fine along the Long Island Sound
But fine’s polite I’d rather things more profound
I’ve become a rock these days and I swim like one
Alone again, barely surviving the tidal wave

My good intentions just keep sliding by the wayside
But it’s high tide and they get washed away with time
Till everything’s gone, till everything’s gone

I swear, damn it all to hell, damn it all to hell