vidya names with Grog and Toast
- Toast: remove a letter from a video game title and give a short synopsis on what it's about
- Toast: example: Metal Gear Sold
- You sell weapons and defensive materials
- Grog: DOO: an immersive simulation in the streets of Paris where you have a job cleaning up dog poop
- Toast: i'm dead
- Toast: I'm laughing already
- Grog: SORE: A training game for medical students who want to learn how to apply peptic salve correctly
- Grog: Leisure Sit Larry: A simulation game about sitting around the house because you have nothing better to do on your vacation
- Grog: MadWord: A brutally violent Scrabble clone
- Grog: I could go on forever with this shit
- Grog: QUAK: A gothic first-person shooter deathmatch game starring a cast of ducks
- Toast: oh my goddddd
- Toast: Josh is dead too now
- Toast: good job you've killed us both
- Grog: THE HOSE OF THE DEAD
- Grog: zombies are invading and all you have is a garden hose and six gallons of water.
- Toast: I COULDN'T EVEN THINK OF ANY AND HERE YOU ARE JUST BEING THE KING OF FUNNY
- Toast: oh wait I got one
- Grog: can I stop yet
- Grog: WII SPOTS: use motion controls to treat acne
- Toast: Person 4: You play as a second-year high school boy with the ability to summon ordinary people and force them to fight against monsters
- Grog: the final boss must be defeated by summoning an accountant
- Toast: ahahahhaa
- Toast: fuckkk
- Grog: Eat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise: A music-based minigame collection where every minigame is about food
- Toast: Phoenix Right: A game where you play the role of a naive attorney that thinks everything is right, even the crimes
- Grog: relatedly:
- Grog: Ghost Tick: Because there's nothing better to do in the afterlife than play tic-tac-toe
- Toast: Sonic Color: A game featuring Sonic the Hedgehog and some cute aliens, but everything is only in one color
- Grog: I would probably play that
- Toast: ahhaa
- Grog: HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you play that.
- Toast: ffffffffffff
- Grog: BRAD: there is literally nothing I can say to make this exciting, it's a game where you play as a dude named brad
- Grog: ASSASSIN'S CRED: you are a 16th century assassin who doesn't want to embarrass himself in front of his homies
- Toast: I am
- Toast: throwing my hands up
- Toast: laughing
- Toast: TEARS
- Grog: Amnesia: The Dark Decent:
- Grog: It's okay I guess.
Now replace teachers with parents and you have my situation
Actually, believe it or not, my mother knows about my porn and fully supports it.
It could be a water moccasin… or maybe they’re thinking of a hagfish..?
Actually the hagfish sounds very plausible with the wrinkly/baggy thing they mentioned, cause I can’t think of any snakes that’d look like that. You know how hard it’d be to slither with flaps of skin dragging all over the ground?
Either way, here’s what a hagfish looks like
If that’s your culprit, Anon, then that’s no snake! Sorry to disappoint D:
Hunter I’m gonna piss on you
toast
that is fucking groast
that shit may fly on the east coast
but I ain’t no Japanese game show hoast
so I’m gonna have to say noast
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why do people rag on Twilight Princess anyways, people tried to tell me it wasn’t memorable and they were like “name some characters” and right off the bat I listed Telma, Renado, Ralis.. Yeto and Yeta… and they responded with “you would know :P”
from what I’ve gathered over the years about all this ragging on TP shit, it all started because some popular name in the LOZ fandom, an artist I believe, loathed the game and then just because of that people apparently started blindly hating it just because the artist hated it and for no other reason other than (usually) invalid reasons
Granted, people can dislike what they want, but like really? Disliking a game and harassing its fans because a fandom popular person hated it???? wow that’s dumb as hell
don’t lie to your fans Nathan, it’s a body pillow and it’s got graphic images of your waifu on the front and back doesn’t it?? it’s okay to have a waifu Nathan.. even if she’s just a pillow
nobody can get in between me and kramer now…
(cries)
more like chair parts because you’re swedish therefore ikea
You’re gonna make Josh blush and drown in flattery hahag
Also I love your art a lot.
You can tell by all the favs you no doubtebly saw I gave you on deviantART.
