I COOK BETTER THAN YOUR WIFE.
I can though. My name is Kim Joonmyeon and I’m a chef. Though I am very sure your wife is very lovely, she can’t cook like me. Want me to prove it? How about you get to know me and I’ll prove it to you. Who knows, you might end up getting dessert. Creamy treats are my specialty, you could say.
AU | 18+ | Script/Para | Reblog and/or like, kids!
Find the magic, make it yours.
Since the beginning of time, I’ve been lurking in the shadows, traveling the dimensions and keeping time. It’s not my ideal place of power, but I’ve decided to settle here in Seoul for a while - well, settle as much as a someone who can travel through time and space would want to. Unfortunately, having not settled before, that leaves me without friends and companions.
So, if you would follow me, then like/reblog this, I would be forever grateful - and trust me, forever is a long time.
I AM PRETTIER THAN YOUR GIRL.
And she still wants me.
If you don’t help me out and reblog/like this, I might just pay your babe a visit and have a taste of her delicious honey thighs. How about that?
I’m a bartender at Nixus mansion and in need of some company. Be a doll and help me out, would you? Who knows what could happen with a simple “hello”..
HAMMY HAM HAMTARO
So. Here we are again. At the crossroads of ‘reblog’ or ‘not to reblog.’
You should reblog this and I’ll tell you why…
That’s why. Yes that is a reason, don’t question me!!!
I know, I know, I make an excellent point! So reblog and/or like this post!
And I’ll give you something that you probably won’t get.. What can I say I’m not very good with bribes.
{ A Silent Heart in a Cold Ribcage }
It took the boy a moment before he realized that he was supposed to be speaking, his head straightening fully so that he could look around with his vacant eyes that spoke volumes to those who could recognize the similarities to that of a doll. “….Hello. My name is Hyunseung. I seem to be going about everything all wrong. I have no guidance, you see,” he spoke with a nod, not realizing his words didn’t quite make sense. “Maybe other people… f-friends… could help me find what I’m lacking?”
With that, he ran his tongue across his bottom lip, still looking around, knowing that he was forgetting to say something. Something important. But, alas, the words did not sound past his lips and he simply waited to see if his pleas were answered.
{ Reblog } | { Info } | { Literate AU/OC Rp } | { 18+ Warning }
& Silent Heart ;
“I got lost. I… I still need so much help… ” A murmur escaped the boy’s lips as he stood there, his eyes staring down at the ground as if it would somehow be able to help him. A hard swallow and a deep breath later, Hyunseung lifted his head and his vacant eyes swept around the area, the expression on his face a mixture of nervous and questioning. Can someone out there help me? Will I ever be able to feel again? His thoughts raced as he looked out among the sea of strangers and his lips parted to speak properly, “Could… could you maybe give me a chance and reblog this? I’m looking for something I lost… maybe one of you can help me?”
{ Reblog } | { Info } | { Literate OC Rp } | { 18+ Warning }
❝There is no real me.❞
“Did you know that I’m utterly insane?”
“Everything failed to subdue me. Soon everything seemed dull: another sunrise, the lives of heroes, falling in love, war, the discoveries people made about each other. The only thing that didn’t bore me, obviously enough, was how much money I made, and yet in its obviousness it did. There wasn’t a clear, identifiable emotion within me, except for greed and, possibly, total disgust. I had all the characteristics of a human being - flesh, blood, skin, hair - but my depersonalization was so intense, had gone so deep, that the normal ability to feel compassion had been eradicated, the victim of a slow, purposeful erasure. I was simply imitating reality, a rough resemblance of a human being, with only a dim corner of my mind functioning. Something horrible was happening and yet I couldn’t figure out why - I couldn’t put my finger on it.”
Meet Kim Woobin. He’s a wealthy entrepreneur with a charming personality and very little acquaintances at the moment. Perhaps you could help him out?
Independent roleplayer | AU | Rated M for Murder | About | Read or Die | Reblog/Like/Follow
Ayo!
The old man’s back in town. Yeah me, the old Quiett. I’ve deactivated for several personal reasons before, but now i’m back. So reblog and help me out to find my old buddies and new friends, why now? Don’t be scared to talk to me, i can accompany you with a glass of rosé, if you know what i mean.
See y’all around!
You give me chicken, me love you long time.
Heya~ SHINee’s leader Lee Jinki here, also known as Onew. I’m a brand new independent RPer looking for some friends of all types. Please give this lonely guy some company and maybe I’ll be nice enough to share some food with you. Maybe. Seriously though, I’m hardly following anyone and vice versa and this needs to change! Please like/reblog or follow and I’ll be sure to follow back. This is not to increase follower count but to actually find new friends, please~
Script andpara friendly! PST time zone.
