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Kristen Stewart should be in a Metal Band

Okay, okay, I know what you’re thinking, but bare with me, folks!

This all started earlier when I was wondering if Kristen Stewart could actually smile naturally.  So I google-imaged it. “Kristen Stewart Smiling”.  Now, originally, I was going to make a big post of the best natural pictures of her smiling.  (Cuz, WHO FRIKKIN KNEW, she actually looks PRETTY when she smiles!) 

But then I came across this startling idea: She looks like she belongs in a Metal band.  I kept thinking, ‘I KNOW I’ve seen a face like this in a darker-themed metallish band somewhere before’.  And then I found a picture with her hair cut very differently, and it hit me. 

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KRISTEN STEWART AND GERARD WAY HAVE THE SAME FACE.


I MEAN, LOOK! You cannot deny it.  Look up other pictures of Stewart and Way, and you’ll see it. 

Now, as many of you know, acting doesn’t really seem to be her forte. Neither does smiling.  But, as a musician, you rarely rise to fame for either of these reasons. So it would make SENSE if she were in some sort of grunge/metal band.  Heck, if she can sing (or, even better, play DRUMS), I think it would be a wonderful pursuit for her!

Here, have more pictures of why I think she should be in a band:

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(No, that is NOT Amy Lee. Yes, that IS Stewart smiling.)

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Now have one that will blow your mind. (Yeah, It’s Kristin.):

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So there’s some food for thought for ya!  Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go delete these pictures off my hard drive. :D Lata!

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