Prince Eri

Prince Eri (parody of Prince Ali)

Kylee - Vriska/Feferi/Troll Chorus/Mixing

This has been finished and sitting on my computer forever lol oops. This is sort of a sequel to our other Disneystuck songs (here and here, for the curious)

Enjoy this long-overdue musical number!!

—LYRICS—

[Troll chorus]
Make way for Prince Eri!
Say ‘hey’, it’s Prince Eri!

[Kanaya+Vriska]
Hey, clear the way on the meteor
Oh, I can’t believe that we got this chore
See once back in time, claimed he’d never get this far
Make way, here he comes, ring bells, bang the drums
[Kanaya]
Now I’m proven wrong, don’t laugh!

[Kanaya]
Prince Eri, fabulous he
Eridan Amp’ra
Not a joke
Call it a hoax
Once so did we
And while I see you’re all calm
Cheer up or he’ll do you harm
Yes; celebrate with myself and miss Feferi!

[Feferi]
Yeah, Eridan!!

[Kanaya]
Prince Eri, fishy is he
Eridan Amp’ra
Now he’s stuck
Dressed like a duck
Indefinitely

[Vriska]
He fought with Scratch in his lair
Ascended up all the tiers
Slain on his bed, reappeared as
Prince Eri

[Vriska+troll chorus]
He’s got rifles: a champion sniper
And great magic: a wizard is he

[Kanaya]
When it comes to his blood, he is violet
[Vriska]
He’s better than you
Highblood, it’s true
Wanna be with him? In your dreams!

[Kanaya]
Prince Eri, handsome is he
Eridan Amp’ra
Yellow hood
Doesn’t look good
Matching that streak
If fashion won’t leave you sunk
Then shack on up with this hunk
His hair like a purple skunk;
He’s Prince Eri.

[Vriska+Feferi]
There’s no question that he’s bold and daring
Though he cares too much about his hair, and
If you asked me I would say he’s unimpressive
He’s a winner, he’s a whaling wonder
But he’s hardly great when he goes under
Salted water ruins all his fav’rite dresses

[Vriska]
He’s gone Hopey; that’s better than…Light thieves?!

[Troll chorus]
Better than light thieves, liked more than light thieves.

[Vriska]
Why’d he write that? He’s inviting beef.

[Troll chorus]
Don’t question him, don’t question him

[Vriska]
Maybe I should take over this praise theme
Why’d I work with him?!
Bowed to his whim
Patience is thin
So it’s time that I get even
With Eri!

[Kanaya]
Vriska, please—

[Vriska+troll chorus]
Better yet, fear this new threat
Thief Vriska Serket!
Thought she’d lie down and not fight?
Don’t make that bet
[Vriska]
And that, good people, is why
Prince Eridan’s fall is nigh!

[Troll chorus]
She’s taller, hotter
Has hair to the floor
Got luck and pluck
with a fine ass, what’s more
With hoards of heroes
She’ll cross that zero
Survival, he can forget!
Make way!
For Miss Serket!

Ruminations On Eridans Fate

Ruminations On Eridans Fate

Voiced by: EveryoneLovesRobots

Monologue Written by: Kitsubasa

Artwork by: Kinomatika

Eri/Kan Log

Don’t sass the sassy Vamp

Kanaya: Kitsubasa

Eridan: Me

Kitsubasa & Denten - John Egbert Trolls Kanaya

Homestuck - John: Answer Troll

John Egbert: Denten (Ask Heir Of Breath Voice)

Kanaya Maryam: Kitsubasa

Homestuck is © Andrew Hussie

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Seadwellers

Kitsubasa

‘Seadwellers’, a parody of ‘Les Poissons’ from The Little Mermaid

I Will Kill Every Seadweller

Especially Eridan

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FIXED!! What Hurts The Most [Rascal Flatts Rewrite; Lyrics by Maddi]

Now with a fixed Download link on Tindeck!! Sorry for the trouble guys. XD

Also, this is the track art I’m using on the Tindeck page, which is by the fabulous Kinomatika!

I for one am actually quite fond of Rascal Flatts and this just so happens to be my favorite of their songs. Maddi seems to have psychic powers because she somehow KNEW this one was requested just the other day and that I wanted to cover it soon. (Either that or she reads my blog more than I do lol)

The lyrics for this one are by her, and her work is just as stunning as always, so please give my fabulous friend Maddi some love if ya can <3333

**Fixed download link here!**

Lyrics:

I can take the bubbles, the futures they wave my way
They don’t bother me
I can take the ocean, my opinion still has to sway

I watched you…
Take their lives,
Steal his sight
Kill her hope
So you won’t
Ever get
Her regret, my sympathy
But I’d say
Everyday
That I yearn
And I want
Your return
Until then I’m buried

What hurts the most
Was being so close
Maybe I could’ve saved
You if I’d not stayed away
Even knowing
What it would bring
I should have said that loving you
Was what I was trying to do

Hard to know where our future could’ve led if she’d let you go
But I picture it:
With me and you, I’ve put you back together, we’re no longer all alone
No slaughter

You deserved
All the hurt
That she served
Though it burns
I am glad
That she has laid you under
We can trade
Our mistakes
But the paths
We have made
Lead us both
In seperate directions

What hurts the most
Was being so close
Maybe I could’ve saved
You if I’d not stayed away
Even knowing
What it would bring
I should have said that loving you
Was what I was trying to do

What hurts the most
Was being so close
Maybe I could’ve saved
You if I’d not stayed away
Even knowing
What it would bring

So I’m saying that loving you
Was what I was trying to do