If I was ever a pimp I would have my hoes sell fruit out of a kiosk on the street corner. And then they’d bang ya based on what kind of fruit you bought, ya know: suck on the grapes, ride the banana (cost you more if its unpeeled), finger the ol’ apple bottom, etc. And if the cops had beef I’d just say, “hey they’re not prostitutes, they are just really easy fruit-salesmen, and that ain’t a crime.”
