TO ALL AMERICANS:

SO I AM FULLY AWARE THAT THESE FUCKERS

ARE ILLEGAL IN YOUR COUNTRY. AND SINCE I’M IN CANADA, THEY AREN’T ILLEGAL. IF ANY AMERICAN MISSES THESE YUMMALICIOUS TREATS (THEY’RE SO YUMMY I HAD TO MAKE UP A FUCKING WORD TO DESCRIBE HOW YUMMY IT IS THAT’S HOW YUMMY THEY ARE) I AM FULLY WILLING TO MAIL YOU X AMOUNTS OF THESE LIL’ FUCKERS HERE PAYING FOR SHIPPING AND ALL THAT SHIT. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HIT ME UP IN MY ASK BOX BUT YOU HAVE TO BE COMFORTABLE GIVING ME YOUR ADDRESS AND ALL BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND I’M NOT FUCKING SANTA SO I’M NOT GOING AROUND THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD IN A FUCKING FLYING SLEIGH DROPPING CHOCOLATE EGGS DOWN YOUR CHIMNEYS.

EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT AMERICAN BUT YOU DON’T HAVE KINDER SURPRISES IN YOUR COUNTRY, FEEL FREE GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS TOO. YOU HEARD IT GUYS. TUMBLR USER FELIZNAVIDONT IS TUMBLR’S OFFICIAL KINDER SURPRISE DEALER. REBLOG TO SPREAD THE WORD YOU BUTTS.