Having children is like voluntarily going insane.

“Oh good morning love, you’re so cute!”

Five seconds later…

“Oh dear God how did you even make that much shit, jesus take the wheel.”

“Oh you’re so adorable!” *snuggles*

*baby barf all over*

“Omg you little shit why.”

Screaming for two hours

“WHY DID I THINK KIDS WERE A GOOD IDEA PLEASE GOD WHY”

Two minutes later

“Omg yer so precious sleeping *takes 50 million pictures*”