what if karkat and nepeta actually started dating but then she discovered she couldn’t handle yet another angry high-maintenance piece of SHIT when she already had equius so she flipped black for him and started insulting him right back, which she wouldn’t be very good at of course because he’s the master of the eloquent diss and pretty much all she has to go on is raw anger
and so she started pulling little pranks on him and ripping up his clothes, trying to get back at him for all the times he called her a weird autistic cave girl by proving him right
:33 < im going to roll some dead things and cobwebs up into a ball and mix them with oatmeow so it looks like i left a hairball in his bed <3<
