S(he) be(li)eved(cked his penishole and got urinary tract infection)
Slaughtering your enemies and turning their bodies into designer bags.
people assume that i watch big bang theory because i’m doing a science course at university level.
i’d rather staple my clit shut while being anally penetrated by a sandpaper dildo while getting pissed on by someone with genital herpes.
using tumblr as a way of finding virgins to sacrifice to the gods
#justgirlythings
