I always wonder whether someone is online or not when I see a post. I usually don't know whether to be offended if they don't respond to a message. So I've started tagging all my queued posts as 'queued'. Now, if I die, you'll know I'm not actually posting from the grave.
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I feel the need to celebrate the MASSIVE loop I just took in my essay discussion. Because I have very little to celebrate at the moment.
I just took it from hedges to brick walls, from there to the Virgin Mary, then to anchorites, then BACK to hedges and the Garden of Eden again. All in 332 words, with examples.
I feel MASTERFUL.
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The hat is paramount.
Awkward, socially inept, immature guy who only has one ambition in life and desperately funnels all his time/energy/money into it only to fail spectacularly again and again but keeps with it anyway because he’s tenacious and maybe a bit stupid but goddammit, this is why he was put on Earth so screw you, naysayers, he’s going to do this even if it kills him?
OMG, Martin Crieff = Schmendrick. No wonder I love him. ^o^
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here’s a tiny life hint
if you don’t acknowledge internet trolls
they fail
you’re doing exactly what they want when you hype them up, even if you just want to eloquently defend the topic in question
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My grandma is trying to convince me that UFO’s are real.
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oh dhsivppsdpdsod dibidibidis ramyun
whenever it’s a ramen kinda day we have debates about this.
“N I’M MAKING RAMEN WHAT KIND D’YA WANT”
“RAMYUN OPPA WHERE IS YOUR PRIDE”
“SHUSH. SHOOSH. I’M BLENDING IN. STEALTH”
“UHH ORIENTAL I GUESS”
“what does that even mean?”
“fucks if I know”
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Irrelevant things people tell me when I tell them I’m leaving for college:
- omg watch ur gonna get so hawaiian
- u kno da weather is cold
- how u gonna survive wit out ur parents?
- hehe ur gonna liv off saimin and sPam
- dnt tru$t just any person u meet u kno
- It ainT lik hawaii
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i dont understand u assholes
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They’re trying to talk to me what do I do
WHAT DO I DO -
Watching your crush talk about their crush. (‘:
