But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar!

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago

He was big and strong, in his mind a flaming glow

Most people looked at him with awe and fear

But to Mosco ‘bots he was such a lovely dear

He could design programs like a demon

Full of cleverness and pride

But he also was the kind of genious

Internets would desire

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Annet’s one and only love

He was the best engineer of them all

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He had the world in his glove

It was a shame how he lost it all

He ruled the interwebs, and never mind Good Inc.

But the state of the world really caused his heart to sink

He turned his mind to saving memories

Building broadcast towers over land and over seas

To the world he was no cunning schemer

They had no idea what he’d done

He was just their electro-drug dealer

‘Till the end had come

But when the neurotoxins and radiation and ashes

Started to completely fill the air

The truth could no longer be overlooked

No matter how hard he tried to deny it

“All mankind must go!” declared his dear Annie

But poor Alex begged “Don’t you try to do it, please!”

His idea didn’t go just as nicely as he planned

Instead of saving us all, he lead us to the end

For as he was planning all his grandness

Though his intentions were the best

Tea in the servers would create his madness

Putting billions to rest.

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Annet’s one and only love

All he wished was to save us all

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He had the world in his glove

Who knew just how far he could fall

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Annet’s one and only love

He still wonders why on earth he survived.

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He had the world in his glove

Now what the hell will he do with his life?

Oh, those Russians…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5-xd0M6tRQ