Can You

CAN YOU FART

DO IT NOW

1000 Years Old

Your 1000 years old but you did not have your marrige and why?
Because you died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do not care if calling me “fat” was a joke, of course it’s going to affect me. But don’t worry, I’ll punish myself.

Stupid Legs

why do you have stupid legs?

you ate to many frogs.

Spider Man


knock knock
who’s there
spider man
spider man who
spider web

why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?

A lady speeding is pulled over by the police

policeman starts writing a ticket

Woman: i suppose you’re giving me a ticket to the police ball

Police officer: No ma’am police don’t have balls

The man realises what he said, tips his hat and drives away

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