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When You Get Egg

what do you call it when you get egg in your eye

egg eye

Why Did The Elephant

Why did the elephant cross the road ?
because it had lost a peanut
get it
i know it’s not that funny is it

The Cow Cross

why did the cow cross the road?

Because hes an idiot

What Did A Chicken

what did a chicken say

why do i have to go back to the egg aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Bad Kids Jokes Special: Unanswered Jokes 3

Submissions by different kids, all without answers.

why did the fone go to the docters

what is a chip’s favorite dance?

what do polar bears do in there spare time??

what do you call a man with a plastic bag on his head

What do you do if you have a cheese drink.

why did a man lay some eggs

why did the leaf go to the docter

What do you call a wolf with underwear on it’s head?

what do you call a cow whith one eye

why a raccoon likes a bunch of junk foods?

why do u have a laptop

Why did the man sat on poop and did ‘t care about it?

what do you call a chicken on holiday

why did i poo on the dog

why did the poo ate a wee

What Did The Police Sandwich Say To The Murderer Sandwich

who rides the cart to italy?

WHAT DID THE BANA SAY TO THE TOILET

WHY DID THE ASTRNAUNT HIT HIS BUTT

why did the loser cross the road of losers

why does the hen were pants?

I think tumblr user rneerkat is like the cute old grampa of tumblr that just keeps telling jokes who we humor with our giggles and reblogs

Imagine your favorite character starting a war of increasingly bizzare and impossible pranks with you, which you reciprocate in kind. No explanation are ever given between the two of you or to anyone else involved

Imagine your favorite character pranking you and rushing to your side when you don’t find it funny and flip out

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