i hate how white girls on tumblr try to be funny by making posts like “white girls just go into starbucks to instagram their coffee”

you’d know bitch

What can you expect, from filthy little heathens, Their whole disgusting race is like a curse!

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Their skin is hellish grey, and we will make them pay! They’re vermin as i say and worse!

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They’re homestucks! homestucks! Barely even human!

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Homestucks Homestucks! Drive them from tumblr! They’re not like you and me, that means they must be evil! We must sound the drums of war!

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They’re homestucks homestucks! Dirty grey skinned  devils! Now we sound the drums of war!

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“it’s unnatural to have two dads”

yeah well sollux had two dads and he turned out just fine

you all make fun of professor oak’s “are you a boy or a girl” thing, without realizing that all this time….he’s been respecting your gender identity by asking you rather than assuming things based on your looks.

you bastards.

How to get realistic looking Terezi eyes:

I’ve seen many ways of making terezi eyes look realistic using makeup on your eyelid and thats just dumb.

So here’s a cheap and easy way of making your eyes appear red!

Materials:

  • An eye
  • Mirror
  • A finger
  • Painkillers

First step get your mirror and look at yourself. Then take your finger and your eye and poke your eye until it reddens. Repeat until you get the desired red.

Take painkillers in case you feel any pain.

I hope this helps!

why are we talking about davejade and davejohn when we can have johnjade

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barackobama:

Hello this is Obama.

I have an important announcement;

butt touching is now legalized everywhere in America.

Okay goodnight America.

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the homestuck fandom all sits in a room gathered. a bnf stands at the front and goes, “okay gang, what fandom do we ruin next?” there are cries throughout the crowd. “ava’s demon!” one says. “off!” goes another. “how about dangan ronpa?” a third answers.

“all excellent ideas” the bnf replies. “how about we ruin ALL of them!?” the homestuck fans all cackle maniacally as they set off to ruin more fandoms. 

XD nice GIF in your argument!!! I am definitively going to accept that you’re 100% correct now. Sorry that I ever doubted you, I just needed that picture of Benedict Cumberbatch pointing at me to show me the way :)

so i just started following you and like what's homestruck

it’s the religion of all satanists. 

homestuck isn’t art. it’s trash. reading a brick would be more satisfying. i’ll take my bbc and be done with it.

why is our government worried about things like the economy and war when they should be worrying about important things like bringing firefly back

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