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Sign upOKAY I NEED TO TELL YOU GUYS THIS STORY REAL QUICKLY
SO I WENT TO STARBUCKS TODAY SINCE THE SMOOTHIE SHOPPE IN THE TOWN CENTER WAS CLOSED TODAY AND I JUST CASUALLY ORDER SOME ICE TEA OK
AND WHILE IM WAITING FOR MY ORDER THE CASHIER CALLS FOR “JOHN EGBERT” BUT WHOEVER ORDERED IT WASNT THERE
AND sUDDENLY I WAS BREAKING DOWN ALUGHING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOPPE LIKE MAD BECAUSE
JOHN EGBERT WENT MISSING






































