John Boehner Is Now America's #1 Boner Killer

The “Let Women Die” bill has indeed passed tonight. I am at an entire loss for words.

In case you do not know what this bill is let me run it down for you: any hospital that receives a single penny from the federal government (yes $0.01 USD) can now legally refuse to give you and/or any other woman the right to an abortion to save your life and hence the name let you die.

I fucking HATE John Boehner

Fuck that guy.  Fucking clap, you dickhole.  Equal pay for equal work deserves an applause, goddamn it.

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Last Friday, in Congress

  • The Speaker of the House: Go f--- yourself.
  • The Senate Majority Leader: What are you talking about?
  • The Speaker of the House: Go f--- yourself.

“The relationship between President Obama and Speaker Boehner is like a blind date with Anderson Cooper and Rachel Maddow: in theory, they understand each other's positions, but deep down you know nothing is ever gonna happen.”

—Conan O’Brien, at the 2013 White House Correspondents’ Dinner
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