Joe's letter to Nancy in CAP- as read by Frank

Dear Nancy Drew

[FH: He used your last name for some reason.] 

I am glad you and Ned are back together.  You go together like peanut butter and jelly.  When you’re apart, it’s like peanut butter and sadness.  Or jelly and uncomfortable silences.  Either way, you’re looking at a sandwich that no one wants, and probably no one will buy it ever.

[ND: Yep, that sounds like Joe.  Tell him I say hi.]

[FH: Oh, you wish that was the end of the note.  It goes on:]

A world where Ned and Nancy are not together as a couple is as disturbing as it is dangerous to the quantum make-up of our interstellar plane of reality-

[FH: You know what, I’m just going to stop reading there.]