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“The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. ”

—Joe E. Lewis

“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. ”

—Joe E. Lewis

“I went on a diet once. I swore off heavy eating and 14 days later all i'd lost was two weeks of good food.”

—Joe E Lewis

“Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." ”

—Joe E. Lewis 

“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. ”

—Joe E. Lewis, comedian, 1902-1971

“You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.”

—Joe E. Lewis

“I always wake up at the crack of ice. ”

—Joe E. Lewis, Comedian, 1960s

“You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.”

—Joe E Lewis

“You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough. ”

—Joe E Lewis
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