i know boobs are annoying and i complain about them a lot but imagine if one day you woke up and they weren’t there anymore like i would flip the fuck out and be pissed man cuz i mean they’ve grown on me after all these years we niggas for life
i trained my family to say “jess” instead of “pizza” bc they’re interchangeable u see so anyway today my mom said “let’s order jess” and i just felt so sunglasses emoji
