“The biggest problem I have with Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler being on American Idol is that they sit next to each other. Nothing accentuates how creepy Steven Tyler is starting to look more than how hot Jennifer Lopez is looking. Yes, she's always been pretty, but she looks better than ever. Her body is getting more ridiculous, and next to her, Steven Tyler looks like he has been dipping into Charlie Sheen's stash. I have heard that due to the show, Aerosmith's album sales have once again gone through the roof. I just hope he doesn't waste all his extra cash on new scarves and more lips.”
—Chelsea Handler, on “The New Hosts on American Idol” via Cosmo.