- Jeeves: Hey, I just met you
- Jeeves: And this is crazy
- Jeeves: But i was sent by the agency, sir. I was given to understand you required a valet and we're going to be best friends and soulmates and i'll never leave your side, and break the rules by tearing out 18 pages of a book so you didn't get hurt, and compensate for your lack of heterosexuality by getting you out of every engagement imaginable and question your clothing choices which you'll refuse to change but i'll always win in the end and we're going to grow old together and essentially married because we have a tie that binds.
- Jeeves: So, call me Jeeves, maybe
