- percy: who the fuck are you
- jason: who the fuck are you
- percy: i asked you first
- jason: i asked you second
- annabeth: uh, he's percy jackson, duh, defender of olympus, son of poseidon, part time sword fighting trainer
- jason: oh
- percy: who the fuck are you
- jason: i'm jason, i'm new
- percy: so, jason, let me tell you how things work around here
- jason: i already know how things work around here
- percy: this is my quest, this is my camp, and this is me telling you that you need to learn your place
- jason: guess what? i already know all those things
- percy: oh really
- jason: yeah
- percy: youre not from around here, are you jason
- jason: i just transfered here, from camp jupiter
- percy: so let me tell you how things work around here, at camp halfblood
- jason: i already know how things work around here at camp halfblood
- percy: oh really
- jason: yeah, annabeth chase told me all about it
- percy: what the fuck are you doing talking to annabeth chase
- jason: we have sword training together
- percy: thats my fucking girlfriend bitch
- jason: oh really, thats not what clarisse said
- percy: clarrise is a fucking liar
- jason: oh really, because she seems to know a lot about you and rachel elizabeth dare
I love how Jason Grace, son of Jupiter, child of Rome, consul to demigods, praetor of the First Legion, who slew the Trojan sea monster, toppled the black throne of Kronos, and destroyed the Titan Krios with his own hands has but one scar on his upper lip and he got it when he was two when he tried to eat a stapler.
