Hey there little lady! What brings you here today? Looking for a Thneed? Just don’t look at the lower half of my body… (Don’t want any law suits for exposing to a minor or something…)
I don’t just play with dolls, girlie! I knit them clothes and build them homes and give them identities, and respect them, and give them ideals, and wishes, and love.
But yeah, let’s play!
N-no, common now, I- it’s okay. I’m sorry for being so snappy! Please don’t cry! I’m sorry! Here, you can have this Thneed for free! Common!