If I were to commentate the Olympics

• Me: Holy crap look at his abs!
• Me: Yeah, I'd fuck you. And you. Oh and definitely you.
• Me: Woah there, check out his crotch.
• Me: Probably like a python in there.
• Me: Oh, there's Tom Daley looking fine as fuck.
• Me: This would be SO much better if they were naked.
• Me: Hello Jake Dalton.
• Me: Seems like sexy as arrived.