A guy next to me at an intersection today was blasting Walking The Dog.
So, my window being rolled down, I yelled “WOOOH! FUN.!!!”
And he yelled back “WOOOH! AIM AND IGNITE!”
At that moment, it happened to be the part where Andrew sings, so I responded with “WOOOH! HAMMERHANDS!”
And then the light turned green, and the guy yelled “JAIL DINNER MOTHERFUCKER!” and drove off.
I HAVE MET MY SOULMATE.
A fun. imagine
You are Jack Antonoff. You are in court. Dost stands at the judge podium and slams one hand down in place of a gavel.
“The jury pledges this man…guilty”
You sigh as your lawyer has the look of defeat in his eyes.
“I’m sorry,” he says. But it’s alright. You say goodbye to your family and are transported to your cell. You sit behind bars until a bell rings.
“Dinner time,” a cop says as he stuffs a plate into your cell.
You have finally done it.
