Just remember, no matter what, there’s at least one person in the universe that wants to have sex with you
I love John Barrowman’s twitter because basically all he does is post selfies and half the time it’s with the most random things and it’s just so John Barrowman of him
And my personal favorite
He can kill the Ponds.
He can kill Clara. Twice.
He can give us Sherlock-style cliffhangers.
He can refuse to bring Jenny back.
But when STEVEN MOFFAT REFUSES TO PUT MY CAPTAIN JACK IN THE FIFTIETH ANNIVERSARY, I have just one thing to say:
Sam and Jack fuck. Jack dies because he fucked Sam. Jack comes right back to life to do it again.