[ Jfc yes you just open the door already and throw yourself at John to hug him. ]

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HEY. WHAT’S UP?

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thank you for the warm welcome. i’m john, btw.

HELLO JOHN. HOW BIG PENIS?

mini makara and anotha john

shello beaches

oh hey i didnt see this whaddup

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no no no i’m sorry it’s just. dog. and you’re bigger than me and your teeth are kinda sharp and i just.

john are you saying im the big bad wolf?? :O
im trying to get better with the dog thing, i really am!! :( 

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sup egbert?

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OH EGDERP I HATE YOU.

/searches for more Johnlock FA’s/

…i really do.

OFFENKUNDIG.

I don’t know I don’t have him fucking chipped.

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i’m a creepy teenager.

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j0hnegbert replied to your post: kartsinoma replied to your post: THAT ANON BETTER…

don’t do it when you’re not at anyone else’s place either.

it happens at my place all the time anyway

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seppuku is hardcore

thank you, dave. Thanks

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John I swear to god. 

my personal theme song "le Hobbit de Michi" XDDDDD

let me be the hair on your feet baby~
let me kraul your fuß~
with my silky lavender hair
uhuhuhuhuuuuuu
want to touch it? reach your foot and patt it!
gogo
patt it
patt it
it will make you feel good
so goood
oh oh touch me
me
me your lavender silky hair on your feets
baby

                                 by Kullanmuru xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ♥

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what?

nothing

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