the only reason batman is so popular is because he has the best villains
I get really attached to people and it’s literally impossible for me to get through an hour without talking to them
‘Oh look tumblr user pizza is online’ says the blogger. He quickly makes a text post about pizza and hopes he will be noticed
i have a thigh gap if I spread my legs
pancakes are better than waffles
once you’ve seen zayn everyone else is basic idk
Music sounds so much better at the I’m pretty sure my ears are bleeding volume
if you don’t want harry styles to fuck you against a wall then you’re lying
plus’s to being a boy on tumblr
if sherlock was on hannibal, he would be throwing a temper tantrum at how obvious it is “THE FOOD PUNS. THE. FOOD. PUNS.”
Oscars is to women what Victoria Secret Fashion Show is to men A bunch of hot men in fitted suits and tuxes
