A post in which I type in all caps while I cry and hyperventilate in my bed:
AM I THE LAST PERSON TO FIND OUT THAT THE SPICE GIRLS HAVE REUNITED FOR A MUSICAL BASED ON THEIR MUSIC?
AM I?!
AM I?!
AM I?!
WHY IS NO ONE ELSE AS EXCITED ABOUT THIS? AM I THE ONLY ONE? HOW COME NO ONE I KNOW IS POOPING THEMSELVES? THIS IS HUGE NEWS.
Except for it’s only in London and …. idk how I’d get there.
GUYS. GUYS. COME ON. GUYS. COME ON.
I’M JUST SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS NEWS!!! IT’S BEEN 16 YEARS SINCE WANNABE CAME OUT. S I X T E E N FREAKIN YEARS.
Ok I’ll stop. I’m just so happy. Maybe this is just the beginning. Maybe they’ll release new music. Maybe they’ll gO ON ANOTHER TOUR!!! MAYBE I’LL FINALLY GET TO SEE THEM IN CONCERT OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS MAYBE THIS WILL HAPPEN AND
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/end spice girls induced panic attack


