- Future Child: Dad, I think I'm in love.
- Me: Well like us old tumblr users used to say, "bitch I might be".
- Future Child: Dad how is that even relevant
- Me: Do he got the booty my child.
- Future Child: ...what
- Me: Child. Do he got da booty.
- Future Child: *sighs heavily* He doooooo.
- Me: Then I ship it, my child.
Reblog this and i will draw an incredably bad drawing with Comic Sans based off of your url
something probably liek this
yea, reblog awwayyy
EDIT: plz have ur subit open, im crying
EDIT x2: GUYS IM SO SORRY, BUT A ONE MAN JOB CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH, THE LIMIT IS 500.. IM SORRY BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN ;~;