Someone needs to draw a picture of Florida Man wearing shutter shades and a feather boa, running in his tighty-whities with a Molotov cocktail in one hand and an M16 in the other. Iowa man is sitting on a zebra in a full-on Frank N. Furter outfit with a martini. New Jersey Man is huddled in the corner covered in blood and just being batshit insane. British Man is being rained on by his own little cloud with a broken umbrella, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, and an empty teapot.
Okay, let me jump on the bandwagon and see what Iowa Man is up to.
Iowa Man Finds Woolly Mammoth In Backyard
Oooh, neat.
Iowa Man Accused Of Punching Officer
Uh…
Iowa man with zebra, parrot arrested for DUI in bar lot
What the hell, Iowa Man.
Now let’s see how the hero for my next door neighbors does…
Hm…
That sucks…
Um…
Wow, what…
Not sure if that counts but still…
Iowa Man is weird.
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