Someone needs to draw a picture of Florida Man wearing shutter shades and a feather boa, running in his tighty-whities with a Molotov cocktail in one hand and an M16 in the other. Iowa man is sitting on a zebra in a full-on Frank N. Furter outfit with a martini. New Jersey Man is huddled in the corner covered in blood and just being batshit insane. British Man is being rained on by his own little cloud with a broken umbrella, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, and an empty teapot.
Okay, let me jump on the bandwagon and see what Iowa Man is up to.
What the hell, Iowa Man.