Hey there Tumblr tumblers,
My name is Lizzy and I’m the newest intern addition to the social media team at NPR. I’m an Idahoan, a Montana graduate and a Washington newb. I’m all over social media from Twitter to Facebook to Instagram, but I’ll admit, Tumblr is not my strongest platform.
Here goes nothin’.
looking for an intern
i am currently on the hunt for an intern and would like to start conducting interviews as early as this upcoming week!
i’m looking for someone hard-working and interested in learning more about the many different fields i’m involved in which include:
modeling, photography, fashion buying for a retailer (specifically women’s [street]wear at this point but all welcome to apply), styling, hair & makeup skills, social media, marketing, design, etc. etc.
i have a lot of projects coming up and am in desperate need of a helping hand!
this will be an unpaid part-time position but will lead to a potential paid position if we work well together.
please send resume AND cover letter to me at firstname.lastname@example.org if interested.
applicant MUST be at least 18 years old and in the LA area with reliable transportation
**please note that this position is not for me to make someone into a model. i need someone more interested in the business aspect of things, eager to gain knowledge that they can use for themselves.**
Netflix Psychologist - The DEFINITELY NOT STONED Edition
Welcome to Netflix Psychologist, the game where we have our Comedy Central interns show us what their Netflix queue recommends, and we tell them just what the fuck is wrong with them.
This week, intern Andrew graciously gave us access to his Netflix queue. He seems… not high. Definitely not high at all.
BECAUSE YOU WATCHED “WORKAHOLICS”
We’re going to assume Andrew included this image in some kind of suck-up move, but here’s the main thing everyone should learn about being an intern for an entertainment company: that shit totally works. GREAT JOB ANDREW
What this says about Andrew: Willing to play the simplest mind games. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
BASED ON YOUR INTEREST IN TV DOCUMENTARIES
Honestly, does anyone actually watch these things? You’d have to be like, I don’t know, stoned out of your mind or something to watch enough of these that Netflix wants to recommend this as a genre to you. And does this look like the face of a man who’s stoned out of his mind?
Wait, don’t answer that.
What this says about Andrew: Who knows, definitely not that he’s fucking high as shit every single second of every day, even at work. Definitely not that.
BECAUSE YOU WATCHED “COSMOS”
Oh great, we get just one nanometer down on his page, and we see the suggestions of a dude in 2013 who watched a shitload of “Cosmos.”
What this says about Andrew: THIS ISN’T SUBTEXT ANYMORE PEOPLE
Conclusion: Not high. Definitely not high right this very second.
INTERN at SideOneDummy Records
Want to intern at an independent record label? We’re currently looking for positions during the Spring (4/1-5/31) and Summer (6/1-8/31).
Details are as follows:
We are looking for people to come intern at our Hollywood based office.
We are seeking people who are energetic and reliable, interested in the music business and the entertainment industry, hardworking, dedicated, organized and self motivated!
We need help in the following departments:
Internships are unpaid, but check with your school about earning college credits.
You must be able to work 2 or 3 days a week (10am - 5pm).
Internship located in Hollywood, CA. Must be at least 16 years old
If interested, please email a cover letter, resume and interests to: email@example.com
Feel free to hit us up in our ASK inbox for any questions, otherwise send in that resume.