No matter where you are, there's always at least one...

• bitchy flute player
• socially awkward clarinet player
• mentally unstable oboe player
• violinist who practices six hours a day
• hot percussionist
• bassoon player who doesn’t know what’s appropriate to say
• saxophone player who always looks high
• violist who hates everyone
• asshole trumpet player
• huggable tuba player
• bass clarinet player who has no idea what the hell is going on
• piano player who looks like he probably carries a knife around
• trombone player with a weird haircut