Things:
- Unless you’ve been Vegan for more than two years—I don’t want to hear about it.
- Chances are that I don’t want to watch that video on youtube.
- If you say, “This is so bad” about your poem or your homemade banana bread or your novel or your artwork or your penis—it’s kind of like saying “TASTE THIS! IT TASTES LIKE A DIRTY ANUS!”. So, stop.
- There is no such thing as a cool fanny pack, so don’t, just don’t.
what is wrong with me
- Me at 3pm: lol im not doing anything
- Me at 11pm: let's do spring cleaning and bake a cake and make kandi and listen to obnoxious music and thrash around and write a book and organize my ponies and make my bed and become the leader of the free world and fly to mars and rule another galaxy
