How many times has Ronnie yelled, “I’m done, Sam!”? Roughly 89, but who’s counting?

Oh, we are.

We also know how many crying jags Ron’s had on camera (7), as well as how many compliments Snooki’s publicly awarded Vinny’s penis (also 7!)…and so much more. That’s why we finally compiled the numbers and did something useful with them. See, we’re not just typical TV junkies—we can be artsy, too.