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Hi John Hi Merlin

benedictfritz:

Always wondered exactly how similar the openings to @roderickon were, so I combined the first 20 into one track soundcloud.com/staticoceans/h…

— Benedict Fritz (@benedictfritz)

November 13, 2012

This is very important material. THANK YOU, Benedict.

when is ur birthday?

Recently boys keep telling me stories which involve singing whilst they’re weeing and I need to know if this is an Actual Thing and if boys toilets are full of lads singing.

what glee dude, barring finn, would work as a detective?

gonna figure out why white ppl can’t clap on beat hmu w/ some grant money, canadian government 

Last Three Google Searches

  • Happy pug
  • Aaron Sorkin Internet Girl
  • Catherine Zeta Jones

OK GUYS (GIRLS). when you put polish on your nails, do you say “i’m painting my nails” or “i’m doing my nails?” my aunt and i are having a debate.

CALLING ALL DWELLERS OF NORTH AMERICA

Please inform me of the city/area in which you exist. I wish to plot you all on a large map and stroke my imaginary beard over it, whilst plotting road trips and visiting journeys and the like. Yes.

here’s a challenge for you

if you were to draw/describe a “thunderbird”, what would it look like?

which of you can I kiss

It’s not a pretty sight when punk bands hit pay dirt. Their loyal fans, already surly and disaffected by nature, tend to react as though somebody ruffled their mohawks. Imagine how miffed they’re going to be when they read this: Blink 182, a raffish San Diego outfit somewhere to the left of Green Day, will make a top-10 debut on this week’s Billboard album chart with “Enema of the State.” It’s bad enough that we’re writing about them in NEWSWEEK.

Fortunately, there’s no trace of sellout in “Enema’s” torrent of tommy-gun melodies and gleefully obnoxious lyrics. Sample: “Nobody likes you when you’re 23/What the hell is ADD?”

—Devin Gordon, “Punks of the Month” in Newsweek, July 1999, in a column called “Good Taste is Timeless.”

#I have so many theoryfeelings about “good taste is timeless”
#punks of the month
#adults writing about pop punk

so are the nachos at sporting events like NBA games a good representation of what nachos are like in America?

…do Time Lords have belly buttons?

IMPORTANT QUESTION 4 DOODZ?

Whut is sexier 4 a sexii date? See-through or low-cut.

(PS: I have a thing that’s both that i’ll probz go with but jw)?

These cookies, you guys. THESE COOKIES!

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I swear, I am actually leaving my hotel and going outside, not just sitting in my room eating.

But most of the photos I’m taking in Pompeii are not real crowd pleasers. They tend to look something like this:

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