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cosette and marius go shopping for soap

a cart full of dove

top in the streets, bottom in the sheets: an autobiography by enjolras

the grossest part of danger roombas was def when naegi was sweating out a high fever in bed FULLY CLOTHED IN HIS FUCKING HOODIE AND BLAZER CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW SOAKED AND SATURATED HIS CLOTHES MUST BE THE NEXT MORNING AND STILL HE WORE IT DURING THE INVESTIGATION AND TRIAL LIKE WOW STAND FIVE FEET AWAY NEGGYKUN YOU STANK 

i made a chart of musicians 

GENIUS 

  • kanye west

also geniuses but i can understand dissenting opinions

  • gerard way
  • eminem

almost geniuses 

  • nicki minaj
  • fall out boy

and

if u seriously like this person’s work we cannot be friends

  • taylor swift

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check out kanji’s crotch

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check it

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enjolras and grantaire died holding hands

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How to Make Interesting Curses: A Guide By Neda

Step one: Slang for penis or vagina

Step two: The name of an animal or food

E.g. Dickweasel, Cuntpigeon, Cocksundae, Vajcarrot, etc.

Congratulations! You are now able to swear without being boring!

Thoughts between the hours of 12 and 1

  • Is it lunch time yet?
  • Where should I go for lunch?
  • Where is the delivery guy with my lunch?
  • Why is this line so long?
  • Wow, this lunch is great.
  • I wish I had a dessert
  • Damn, do I really have to go back to work?

if i was rich and didn't have a job

My day would look something like this.

  • Get up at a comfortable but respectable time, let’s say 9am, make a delicious healthy breakfast and yummy homemade coffee
  • Watch the news/go online/check Tumblr because obvi I would still blog ALL THE TIME 
  • Get into my cute, expensive but not over the top car and go to a yoga/Pilates/other group class with my mat and workout clothes
  • Promptly leave class and have coffee/lunch with other ladies without jobs
  • Spend my afternoon getting manicures, shopping, going on hikes or bike rides and to the gym and other appointments
  • Check up on whatever charity I’m involved in and do some work there
  • End the day with dinner at home or with friends followed by laughs and drinks
  • Go to bed and get ready to start the whole thing over again the next day

Things I’m thinking about on this Thursday. Basically I want to be Hillary Duff.

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