I think the thing i dislike the most about the tricksters is that the kids aren’t even solving their problems.
Their drowning themselves in them.
Its like a person who had an addiction to drugs who realizes that it’s a problem, but instead of trying to quit, they accept their fate of being what they are. Thus they continue on with their lives as if putting their lives in danger with injected heroin and the like is an ok thing to be doing.
They aren’t fixing their problems.
They’re accepting them.
And this could destroy them after the trickster high is over.
cause imorb said they are confused about how to draw slime!john so here is something for them!
three easy steps on how to draw slime!john
“ill pay you guys extra if you send me the buck tooth wonder with the plush bottom”
and whoever is on the phone just sighs and starts telling john to get ready to go on a delivery
omg and imagine if he was already friends with dave the entire time
like the first call he’s like OH HEY THAT’S DAVE’S HOUSE HAHA COOL
but dave isn’t even home it’s just bro ordering this giant pizza/whatever the food is all for himself
and john is like oh okay hi whatever bye
and then it happens again and it’s finally a time where he tells dave he works as a delivery boy so he’s like ohoho this time it’s gotta be dave
except nope it’s still bro
and the third time
and the fourth time
and by then bro is like answering the door with even less clothing each time
john is like ah wow my training says i should report this sort of thing
you’re dave’s bro and i just
what do i do
(you get invited in for pizza and make out with him duh john)
imorb replied to your post: i used to rely on homestuck a lot for being happy…
i think he just shoved too much extra things into act 6 that didnt really need to be there. i try to just focus on how everything was before act 6 *sighhs with you*
im like 90% sure that act 6 is andrew hussies act of rebellion against the world right now he is somewhere storming upstairs slamming his bedroom door and playing loud edgy music so no one can hear him cry
draw me charles j guiteau eating burger king with sam byck
you are a delight. also idk how to draw byck.
draw more stawberry shortcakes *whispers*
homestuck au everyone is strawberry shortcake
I DON’t know avatar very well at all i am sorry
will you draw me a cat in the hat schmidt wears in ep 2 of new girl?