Science Bro Love

Let’s face the facts about me and you,
A love unspecified.
Though I’m proud to call you “Brucie Bear,”
The crowd will always talk and stare.

I feel exactly those feelings, too
And that’s why I keep them inside.
‘Cause this bear can’t bear the world’s disdain,
And sometimes it’s easier to hide,
Than explain our-

Guy love,
That’s all it is,
Guy love,
He’s mine, I’m his,
There’s nothing gay about it in our eyes.

It’s lookin’ pretty gay from over here.

You ask me ‘bout this thing we share,

And he tenderly replies,

It’s guy love

Between two guys.

We’re closer than the average man and wife,

That’s why our matching bracelets say Bruce and Tony!

You know I’ll stick by you, for the rest of my life.

You’re the only man who’s ever been inside of me.

I … no… I just… ONLY THE ARC REACTOR.

There’s no need to clarify

Oh no?

Just let it grow more and more each day.

It’s like I married my best friend

BUT IN A TOTALLY NERDY WAY!

LETS GO.

It’s guy love,
Don’t compromise,
The feeling of some other guy,

Holding up your heart into the sky

I’ll be there to care through all the lows.

I’ll be there to share the highs.

It’s guy love,
Between two guys.

And when I say, “I love you, Bruce,”
It’s not what it implies.

(It’s guy love
Between
Two)

Guys~~

NO HANDS.

I am SO done.